It Really Was a Boring Baby Shower
The staff hosted a surprise baby shower for Richard Boring, Wells' science
teacher, on Wednesday afternoon. Richard is an expectant father whose
baby is due to arrive on December 13th, with a little help from his wife,
Blake.
Before running the gauntlet of punch, cake, and gifts, Richard took
time out to practice his baby-rocking technique in the library's rocking
chair.
Then it was time to open the presents!
Even though he was a novice, and outnumbered 20 to 1 by women who had
plenty of baby shower experience, Richard was undaunted, and managed to
survive the entire experience without too much damage to his psyche or
his masculine image.
Best Wishes, Richard, from your coworkers at Wells ISD.